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The world is changed.
I feel it in the waters.
I feel it in the earth.
I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost. For few now live in Pittsburgh who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Parties.

The first Three were given in Summerlea Street: humble beginnings which belied their potential.

Seven were given in College Street: for the great miners and dancers of the university halls.

And nine. Nine parties on Forbes Avenue were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire to party.

For within these parties was the fun, gossip and stories to tell for generations.

But they were all of them deceived.
For another party was planned.
In the land of South Side, in the fires of the Perioptimum Health Services Corporation, the Dark Lord Hakaron himself forged in secret a Master Party to control all others.

And into this Party he poured his dance powers, his ability to organize, and his will to dominate all other parties.

One Party to rule them all.

But there were some who resisted.
They could not know resistance was futile.

I have seen the future. I have seen the One Party. It's this coming weekend. Join with me so that we can rule over Pittsburgh with one iron party fist.

Join with the dark, this coming Saturday (May 8th), in the basement of Mount Perioptimum.

This party WILL rule!

Mustafuron, formerly of the white.
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