Boy have I found a deal for you!


Check out the following information about exciting new developments in
the ultimate status symbol that is the SUV! I know that every proper
powerful personage (PP) or powerful personage look alike (PPLA) or
powerful personage wannabe (PPW) will want to get one them babies as
soon as they come out!




I hear they are also going to offer low interest financing for a whole
three months when these new models come out.

Really, you don't want to miss out on these fabulous new innovations
that are starting to happen in the gas-guzzler technology. It's one of
the fastest growing fields of research and innovation.

Soon as I become rich, I'm gonna get me one of those and cackle as
bleedinheartliberalecofriendly wimps scatter at the sight of my majestic
approach lest their puny little hondas and yugos get crushed underfoot.
or should that be undertire har har har!

The only problem is that I can't seem to be able to decide between the
Eliminator or the Fornicator.

Any ideas?